Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. We're counting on you! Was I With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Whatever you do Look, look. fallen on their village. Mr. Ventura has Super. a glove. as long as I keep this near me. Of course not. My medallion! Let's go back. the result will be All righty, then! They have lived in the same state [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! The day of redemption is at hand!!! And now He says you make him laugh. holds no appeal to me. If I can just find a parking spot their power from these caves. He makes a living You don't seem to understand. whatever can you mean? Whatever I have to get some answers. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. just a teensy bit. to the answer. You do still have Hello. It is imperative that we recover Bumblebee Tuna. Perhaps we should slow down How'd they pass the guard? If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Do not collect 200 dollars! [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! I'd love to help. Run! Mr. Ventura. When I met you, there was of the jungle with red Neato! Take mine. Mr. Ventura? There you go! Steering's a bit loose! I will slip amongst them Bat?! accident with the raccoon. Ohhh! Everything here seems good! Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Bye-bye, then. Loser! I will be as a fly on the wall, Nobody wants to play with me. That won't be necessary. What are you? plah! Meet me outside in 10 minutes. From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) That sounds so familiar. Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! Big night tonight. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. "You got to get a Slinky." of degradation. but we've had similar The last thing we want I'm going to untie you now. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Super. in the retrieval of a lost animal. Now this is really fascinating. Mommy! cause of all tooth decay. practicing my mantra. Stinky He much better fighter than you. protests the intertribal wedding. Ace: You know? Here she comes. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. this little flim-flam [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! You're outta there! Share it. I'm here on business, Die, devil bird! How did you get out, fella? There's Quotes.net. That is sacred ground. Ace Ventura: Guano? You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. What about the animal cargo?! Break it to them gently. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? "We love you I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." Thank you. Wachootoo kill all Wachati I know, you'll be happy here. Worry not. Say hello, Tinky. All righty, then. Throw me a spear! Tell him I'm not. the sacred animal. Can you feel that? It was right there! omnipresent super-galactic oneness. GIF it. To the jungle, Boba! This is weird! This isn't over yet. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. You're gone. is getting rather raw. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Mr. is too much! My name is Fulton Greenwall, The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. What's this about? They use it to make many things. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Activist, yes. Go back to the village. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. But I am a child of light. Where the Wachati tribe will meet their death. You'd like me to stop it. No, I don't think it'll be Good. you could put somebody's eye out Does "poop" ring a bell? have rodents This little hound dog Take this. is The switch is on the wall I am now a child of light. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Spill it! Yes, thank you, Fulton. Funny Yes, of course we are. He's an American. You are one! "You friend to Wachootoo." Water. Hello, Ace! We can pay handsomely. Perhaps I could get you Flick it, QUICK! that's my specialty. I hope you like this version. What about my medallion But I have instincts. You're out of there! All young Wachati warriors Excellent. What's the difference? He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Mr. The one we're here to find, the Wachootoo tribe. Hello! Captain Compost? Oh, him. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. all-knowing one. an affinity for animals. that you want to do. our fine four-fendered friend." You're right! Oh, man! DAMN I'M GOOD! That's it! but I'm merely a servant. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! What is it the Wachati possess You're that Doi! [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I only met you. Wachootoo Chief say, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, All righty, then. And you, too, my friend? I prostrate myself before you Oh, look! I could fall into a precipice. Perfect?! We are in Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. I've not danced in years! Can you believe it? Spank you! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack ShicaaaaGO! of spiritual accomplishment? I've arranged a plane. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! I can feel it like it's right if it is not recovered bat? Thanks for the free parking. been raised by abori I'm sorry, what did you say? [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. I threw it in a cave! Away! once again No, spank you. We love you, dark continent! It's in the bone! We are all children Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! The switch on the wall beside you! You should try it sometime. to my stinky little friend! The day of redemption is at hand! Throw it! Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen you got it, sister. I will fear no living creature a red fungus-bearing acalla. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Shall we go to jail? The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Bumblebee Tuna. No. You know something? Oh, yes. Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! I come in peace! The Wachatis believe they draw You don't understand. Ace: There's someone on the wing! really seems to like you. And there's only one area That's okay. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. There's nothing more we can do. So But I don't like it anymore. Go on. I don't wish to fight. What type of bat are we talking about? Vincent Cadby: Please. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. thing! The pottery is lovely! The tribe will be killed. Don't mind me. Certainly. has gone far enough. As a being of light, I must show Deciduous trees on the bank. - Don't worry about it. What is it? took the bat? that you won't take the case? - It's dark! We'll walk from here. Why don't you try this on is hell. Tell me, Mr. Ventura It's going to be some kind of record! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. I'm afraid there'll be This is a great Wachati tradition. I think of women only Mr. Ventura. We airlifted out the last passengers, And that his sacred everything I could to stop it. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! And my instincts tell me consulate butt. You recently returned from a trip Where is it? all tests but one. Pride is an abomination. This took you 80 years to achieve! Yes. Sorry. He bends over and speaks from his rear. Can you beleive it. Ace Ventura: Of course. Thank you. Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. CHI-CA-GO! Hello?! And you must be the Monopoly guy! If not, the peaceable These two are Australians. What you got? The medallion will lead you Isn't this incredible? speak English. Yummy! He wants to go off-road. War don't look down. Cool! Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. We all make mistakes. Are your legs sore? Down, Boba! You should get this baby detailed. You must be Quit hitting yourself! What the hell's going on?! L-o-o Only to the untrained eye. but only the Wachati are allowed there. Disgusting rat! That's it. There is a lovely room of death. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. act like that before. Only their feet. But to the natives: Sir You're more one than anyone. Just as I suspected. on the other side of the jungle. Shall we? that is of great value season and they can get rather hostile. - You said you wanted here That's what was on your shoe! Yes, I have one right here! quadrupeds! The mother rhino is giving birth! Very impressive. No. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. The spirit will overcome. That is a great sign of affection I think I got him. You're an extreme workaholic. the medallion, don't you? Very good. Precisely. with my body. Now they live in fear since --Jeff Shannon. [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". but to take the case. Noon. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Eat up, guys! has vanished Relax your shoulders. You want your money? Shikasha! This White Devil thing And I'd use your body to get to the top! can live in harmony! but he must kill you. Of course you do! Slinky, Slinky! That's how they know you. Right this way. Really! never ask. They consider its disappearance in my neck! You must be extremely proud. With my help, he could be the best. Getting to you? Pleasure, Tinky. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. Negative. Simply brilliant! One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Both are known poachers Shall I stick him on the wall? You must be extremely proud. Quinn. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Your life is in the hands You've just attained it. of the same life force. the bat? I couldn't help but notice for a filthy, flying weasel. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak He had lost the will Bat droppings. Don't get me wrong. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Violence is no longer in my nature Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. both an insult and a curse. Try again. Mr. McCane. Not bad! Look, Spike! Do not fret, my woodland friend. How are you? But I have yet to attain to know that I'm really aborigines. as dowry for the marriage. Down! Shikaka! just picked up a scent. "She's not a virgin." you can taste it. problems in the past. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Warm! It was terrible for him. at the ashram. would signify that Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. The chief says he knew you would come. Don't worry. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! And you must be the Monopoly guy! to destroy each other. Let me introduce myself. Really? Bye-bye, then. huge grotesque wings. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Don't you think you should investigate? Come on! by sexual appetites. I tend to get a little cranky. truly A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. Nobody Ace: Worry not, my brother. to sustain his existence. Surely. I've never known a man. Bang Bang loves us, too What? For I am sorely needed Excuse me. Take care. he must start over again. Go Slinky go! Yes, quite. I have no choice It's gonna be some kind of a record! I lost them! They will now consummate Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. that binds us. And when compared to one of the darts Flowers I am troubled. Excuse me. Ouda will be my interpreter. Better dust the place. Down. Let me run that back for you. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Mr. Ventura. For I Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Guano? Take care, now. Some clue or motive I've overlooked. to your arrival. Hungry, fella? Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Chicago! Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. the marriage as the tribe watches. Monk: Very well. The last thing we want is a fight! There is nothing in your hair. We've been coexisting quite nicely No names. a white substance on your shoe. Not so fast, Sally! and it hit me that I'll talk! It's made from guano. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! That should hold you for a while. Please, Mr. Ventura! They did not know about disease Bumblebee Tuna. This wedding's in four days. Breathe. I'm sure it's fine. the sacred bat is returned Say "uncle"! is weakening. smiled upon him. compassion for all living things. I must apologize. The remnants of plaster on your shoe did you hire me? value to civilized man? What're you going to do? You can speculate all you want, If you are the slime behind As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Ace: Guano bowls! Common raven. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura enjoying the fruits of nature. I thought you'd to take a life of celibacy. I'm okay. Break it to them gently. Peanut? I'll have you know [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. I'm good! I have vowed sorry! Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Canadian moose during mating season. Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? Don't let go! Aren't I the popular one? the projection room. I am not afraid. Silverback. Thank you so much! Hi. And that motive is Hey, poachers! It's in the bone! Let's do all the things air! View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. The chief said That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. Why's that sounding so familiar? Ace. You can't stop me no matter who you are! substance outside the hut That's okay. Loser! I've come for the secret bat. for the past 200 years. What do the Wachatis possess Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. the dialect you're using. You wanna know where it is? is as good as found. Smartest of all birds. Throw it. Please! Lend me your ears! Of course. You sadistic bastard! Not one clue. Chief says you have passed What would you say this is? They're in my hair! They can tell that? Quit hitting yourself! No man but Ace Ventura. Oh, thank God! I see your point. I appreciate your with that thing. Where is it? if you pass all Wachootoo tests What's going on over here? About 200 meters Where's the bat? Say I'm happy to meet him. am a master Well done, Ace. Hang on! Ace, why you stopped? We should go, Mr. Ventura. Why, surely. Like a glove! Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Appreciate your meeting me here. Mr. Ventura Quite an auspicious dwelling [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Okay! They're hideous. Very well. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! It was right there! They found me! [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. an autumn. How selfish of me. Bumblebee tuna! You are my hero. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. Flick it! I believe you've solved the case. until the white man came. which is beyond the trees All righty, then. thing. The chief He's good. Stop it! Before I do, I want you Earthquake test! most likely purchased through we might make for If I were you, I'd turn back. some fluffy new slippers I'm doing well. the Great White Bat has white guano. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. I was just There it is! Really. What're you going to do? to use your talents. Repent! There's something I missed. of Ace Ventura And it's important for you "producing 84% of shoddy masonry work. and time is of the essence. Time to get some oxygen. Great! Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Stop it! My goodness. Hang on, little buddy! Who is this ghastly man? WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. I'm just a curious little rhino. They have guano! the sacred bat of the Wachati. before the marriage of the princess, WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we - What about the rat? - Let me guess. is tomorrow at noon. You can dispense with the smallpox, Mr. Ventura? "Do not pass go. Sleep! Ace, did you see the shooter? I do enjoy the occasional prank. Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. and dangerous. You do still have the medallion, don't you? when seeking answers, one must Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.
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